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Jokes
 
- Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Student: It cannot see despite having four eyes!
- Student (on phone) : My son is sick and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Student: This is my father speaking!
- Student: Wish I had been born 100 years ago!
Teacher: Why is that?
Student: Then I wouldn't have to learn such a lot of history lessons!
- Student: My teacher was angry with me because I didn't know where the Alps were.
Mother: Well next time don't forget where you put your things!
- Mother: What did they teach you in school today?
Student: How to write.
Mother: So, what did you write?
Student: I don't know, I haven't learnt how to read yet!
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