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Theoretical knowledge gained in the classrooms must be translated into day-to-day practice or at least awareness and thus bring about an impact on the society at large - Sishu Griha Montessori & High School, Bangalore :: Concentration and learning skills will aid in understanding the lesson well. Regular short duration course and meditation is very helpful - JVN - Jain VidyaNiketan, Bangalore :: We provide with a lot of activities and do conduct educative and informative programme like quiz, computer day, concert, sports day etc - St. Paul's School, Pune :: If we could link with life experience, teaching will help the child to think creative way. It will help the child to find his/her own solutions too - Zydus Cadila Sch for Excellence, Ahmedabad :: Science projects, short story writing, elocution skills are honed for the holistic development of the students - The Heritage School, Kolkata ::

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School Inspector: If I bought a hundred breads for 50 rupees, what would each bread be?
The student: Stale!
Teacher: If I can hold 6 apples in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what do I have in total?
The student: Two large hands
Principal: Why are you late?
The student: Because I don't break rules
Principal: Which rule?
The student: The rule on the street board saying, "Hospital ahead, Go Slow."
English Teacher: Chintu, stand up and spell "Coconut"
The student: K.O.K.O.N.U.T
English Teacher: Wrong! The dictionary spells it differently.
The student: But you asked how I spell it!
What is the significance of 25^th December?
The student: A holiday before mid-term examinations.

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